I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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