Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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