question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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