Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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