just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He better not be in your backpack
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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