I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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