My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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