pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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