I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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