Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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