Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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