i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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