yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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