He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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