So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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