you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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