just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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