Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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