I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I have post one night stand depression
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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