Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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