I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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