Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Randomize
