He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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