Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Your dad touched me again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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