your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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