Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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