he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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