I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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