To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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