Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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