the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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