Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize