party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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