he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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