Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Shame is for Republicans.
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