What a fucking waste of an outfit
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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