piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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