the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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