Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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