So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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