nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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