paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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