If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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