fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
