on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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