i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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