I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
