It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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