I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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