i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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