I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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