I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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