I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm both gender and math confused
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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