he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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