He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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